Romelu Lukaku entered against Egypt and, twenty seconds later, Mohamed Hany's own goal gave Belgium a point. Naturally, this is now Bluetooth finishing.
Belgium were seconds away from leaving Egypt's Group G story alone. Then Romelu Lukaku entered, Thomas Meunier crossed, and Mohamed Hany accidentally supplied the equalizer.
This episode treats the official FIFA equalizer clip as a fake-serious tactics board: not a striker goal, a proximity event.
X caption draft: Did Belgium just invent Bluetooth finishing? Are they stupid?